Cash Warren is an Ass
If a guy gave my wife a second learing look, I’ll give a dirty look too. Works best when I don’t shave. I look more scarier.
16 Dec - Shopping for last minute gifts at the woman’s Banana Republic in Soho, when I spotted a familiar face. Sporting a knitted hat with way too big for NYC gold hoops was none other than Jessica Alba. She was with her boyfriend? The girl can do much better. Being a true new yorker, I ignored her completely. But the boyfriend caught me looking at her and gave me a dirty look. What an ass.
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84 opinions for Cash Warren is an Ass
Jessica Rocks
Jan 9, 2006 at 5:16 pm
He sure is an ass. Jessica can do much better for sure!! Insecure not cute boyfriends should be left on the curb with the soiled baby diapers…
?
Jan 11, 2006 at 8:05 am
I sure hope she dumps his ass he she deserves so much better. I trhink her and Ben Mackenzie would be cute!!!
that guy
Jan 21, 2006 at 4:53 pm
I rang up Cash when he came into my store. He was actually really nice and friendly. Jessica was the one who was cold and silent.
MAKIAVELI
Feb 3, 2006 at 10:27 am
MAYBE MOST OF YOU DONT LIKE THAT HE’S AFRICAN AMERICAN…IS THAT IT?
Jo
Feb 18, 2006 at 5:50 am
I always thought that Paul Walker and Jessica would make the cutest couple ever!
Maxxie
Feb 24, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Jessica isn’t cold. I know I have no way of knowing this, but have you heard commentaries or behind the scenes things? She’s so nice and cute! I actually have no clue how Cash is though…
Jenn
Mar 5, 2006 at 1:24 pm
I don’t really know how cash warren is but i agree that Jessica and Paul walker would make the cuteset couple!!
Sin
Mar 7, 2006 at 4:02 am
This is for MAKIAVELI! Does everything have to be about being a different race! So the guy was an ass- aren’t you an ass sometimes? They are people like everybody else who happen to have bad days too! Get lives people!!!!
Jocelyne
Mar 9, 2006 at 9:31 am
Jessica Alba is probably the prettiest girl in the world, and i agree with jenn that Jessica and Paul walker should be going out! cause there both HOT!!!
Uky D
Mar 12, 2006 at 10:52 am
As far as Jessica’s choice in a guy, she needs to be more open and not just settle for another rich yale grad whose daddy paved the way. not to mention, when your features are the same, it just looks wrong. she needs a guy with blonde hair, and blue eyes, at least. besides, warren has an ugly grill!!
Sin
Mar 16, 2006 at 3:04 am
I’d like to know what your significant other looks like. Brad Pitt? Look at your own life before you critisize others.
mmy
Mar 17, 2006 at 2:10 am
are you guys all stupid or something? Jessica Alba is a NO BRAINER. she is cute. but you know there’s nothing up there when she talks. especially the way she laughs. at least she was smart enough not to date some “currently hot actor but dont know what’s gonna happen in 10 years” and date someone with a stable job.
Paul Walker is hot, but he’s a NO BRAINER too. HE CANT ACT. His acting is SO BAD.
Jessica alba is cute but she has NO CLASS. You know it when she talks. And if you dont realize that, YOU HAVE NO CLASS EITHER. THAT’S WHY.
mmy
Mar 17, 2006 at 2:13 am
http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2005/07/jessica_alba_su.html
if you stil think she has a class
dumbass
Sin
Mar 19, 2006 at 12:34 am
This is for mmy,
I’d like to know what you do for a living. If she’s that stupid how come she’s the one making all the millions? JEALOUSY!!!!
Dane Kereopa
Mar 19, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Hey, Cash is not an ass he has every right to go with Jessica alba, and he is what she longs for, they have alot in commen and he seems to understand Jessica enough, also i mite add that evem though jessica Alba is beautiful beyound perfection that dose not mean that everyone she knows and is around needs to live up to her unfailing perfection.
mmy
Mar 20, 2006 at 11:40 pm
hi Sin.
i dont have to tell you what i do. but i have 2 Master’s degree from University of Chicago.
actors/ actresses, including porn stars, they dont have to be smart to earn a lot of money.
are you even that stupid not to realize that??
Sin
Mar 21, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Hi mmy,
That is exactly my point! She didn’t have to spend thousands of dollars (like you did) to get her millions. You are judging someone just purely from her appearance. Isn’t that a little small-minded? Jealousy!!!
mmy
Mar 21, 2006 at 11:03 pm
why am i jealous?
i think u guys r JEALOUS that’s why u r attacking cash…
u r totally missing the point…
that proves how dumb u r
Sin
Mar 23, 2006 at 5:40 am
mmy,
I’m the one who’s defending this poor couple who just want to live their own lives. It’s people like you who are judging them based on how they speak. If you actually read what I have said then you would see that I have not attacked anyone. Grow up!!!
jill
Apr 12, 2006 at 7:28 am
I think that Jessica Alba is a hot LATINA!!!!
If she were goin out with paul walker…they would have to be the Hottest Couple in Hollywood for Sure!
emma
Apr 13, 2006 at 9:26 am
hey, okay first of all i think jessica alba is so pretty, and i dont know if cash is a jerk or whatever but if shes happy then im happy for her, but i do have to say, that they did look mighty cute in In To The Blue together! He is hot! Not saying that they should be together but i think you get it, and by the way im prety sure none of you guys know her so dont call her dumb and stupid thins like that! she looks really nice! and also no offense but nobody cares that you got your porn degree… well i say she should date who she wants!:)haha!
emma
Apr 13, 2006 at 9:28 am
sorry i meant to say that jessica and paul walker looked extremly cute, and like a very good couple in that movie in to the blue, but again if shes happy with cash then good for her, im happy!:)
MB
Jun 3, 2006 at 8:05 am
OMG….Cash Warren is a god. I worked with him and he is awesome
niza
Jun 7, 2006 at 6:59 am
he is not an ass, i think he is cute, a good man, and handsome and looks like a latin boy… just like her!. Yes is not an actor but his job is not so bad, in a conclusion he is what alba needs for to have a real life, like another human in this world…and maybe she knows that… i really like that cash and if is possible for me! jajaja!
lauren
Jun 20, 2006 at 12:11 pm
anybody who says Paul and Jess should be together because they are “so hot”, seriously people you dont really believe that do u? yes they are very good looking people but when u get old, your looks fade .. personality is always there and obviously there is something in Cash that Jess sees and loves .. none of you have the right to judge her or him because you dont know them apart from what the media makes them out to be .. i think they look very happy together and i wish them all the best in their lives together .. if it doesnt work out it wont be because of money or looks .. shallow people ..
MB
Jun 30, 2006 at 12:49 am
Cash is classy, smart, charming and the best sense of humour. You people all have it wrong.
Brandon McDonald
Jul 5, 2006 at 9:46 am
Yeah that was mean for him to do that
power chair walker holder
Jul 16, 2006 at 4:05 am
power chair walker holder…
As always a good post :) ….
Take over
Nov 16, 2006 at 1:57 pm
fuck a cash
“IM THE BEST IN THE WORLD”
The one
Nov 27, 2006 at 2:51 am
test
The one
Nov 27, 2006 at 3:03 am
First, who the hell really knows that Cash character in depth? Maybe some or none of you? Maybe he ugly? If he is, I give him more credit.
As far as Jessica, in my humble opinion, she is beautiful, but not that good at acting (her acting in Fantastic 4 was horrible in my opinon & in the opinion of renowned critics). As far as her intellect, she seems pretty ordinary when she speaks, nothing like Angelina Jolie who is impressive in her interviews. At the same time it does not make Jessica dumb, but it does not give her points on the intellectual side. I am not jeleous of her or her man, but everybody has an opinion.
25toLife
Jan 4, 2007 at 6:23 am
why would you have a name like Cash? Sure, I’ve never met any one of them, but I still hate him for being with her.
If JA’s gonna be with someone, he should be someone that everyone respects. Like… I’m drawing a blank.
Peter Neuner
Jan 4, 2007 at 8:40 am
cant stand him at all she is so wonderful i cant stand anyone except of me having her
Tammarella
Jan 9, 2007 at 3:35 am
I think it’s cool she dates someone who is not “in the biz”. That probably keeps her grounded and keeps her real. She’s not trying to pretend that she’s someone she’s not. She has said it several times in interviews that she came from nothing but had strong family values. Keep on keepin’ it real Jessica!
SonnyAngelo
Jan 23, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Cash??? That’s Michael Warren’s kid, verdade? What’s the big deal? I give’em 3 - 5 to enjoy it because it will not last. Go to it Cash’ola …clocks tickin’.
allana davidson
Feb 27, 2007 at 6:54 pm
cock
Tha Man
Mar 17, 2007 at 6:06 am
Well, as far as Jessica goes, I personally had an opportunity to talk to her last year at the Oscars. She is down to earth and sweet. IMHO she’s very grounded in comparison to many stars I’ve met. She knows what she wants. I support her.
tv guy
Apr 5, 2007 at 5:07 am
in one her ja’s interviews she said that she like a funny guy and a guy with humor. i guess paul walker is not that guy. but i’m not surprise she like a guy with humor she is funny herself.
max
Apr 7, 2007 at 1:18 pm
i also think paul walker and jessica alba make a good cute couple but i also have to say that cvash is the man for jessica alba because she thinks he is the one for her. And if u all have a problem message me on here. Other then that u all need to get out of jessica alba and cash warren’s life and find your own to find. late
j slim
Apr 18, 2007 at 7:55 am
4 sure his an ass he could have shaved before goin out in public o did paul offer to take jessica just before he went for his shave
darkangel aka reneka
May 4, 2007 at 2:54 am
Let i say this i dont now jessica or cash inperson.people say that paul walker is hot and better for jess.but here this its not all about looks and i dont see what is worng with cash.people love to juge other just by there looks and that can’t tell how a preson is.any one how can’t stand to see jess and cash together you all can just do me and them a faver and go and kill your self ather than that u have to just acept the fact,are get out of there life on go on find your own before u all get left.
kidynomite
May 14, 2007 at 10:24 am
I cant believe some one said she needs to be with a guy with “BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES” im glad she’s dating this guy! Screw u ppl that have that Hitler mindset!
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darkangel aka reneka
May 17, 2007 at 2:52 pm
I hope that every thing is going to work out with the bout of them .i can,t realy tell when last i heard anything aboth them.all thoes people out there who don,t like to see them together too bad for them.
let 'em do what they want
May 23, 2007 at 12:56 am
guy’s, if she choose the man she gotta have a fuckin purpose, shit! she can have evry god damn guy stupid enough to marry her, ( I say that coz marring an actriss is hell: paparazzis, seeing her picture half naked on every god damn store in the city, lookin at her with other guys in videos…), and if i were u i would stop talking shit behind his back cos i bet that if u knew him u wouln’t be so mean on him.
let em do what they want, u got no right to choose at their place.
let 'em do what they want
May 23, 2007 at 12:59 am
that’s all niggaz
tupac's in every heart
May 23, 2007 at 1:03 am
guy’s, cool it, if she choose that guy she must have a damn good reason! shit, stop talking shit and go get a girlfriend instead of jerking off on her!
tupac's in every heart
May 23, 2007 at 1:06 am
what i mean is, she can have all the guy’s in the world! and she chose that one. now if u think about that u’ll stop saying he’s an “ass”.
tupac's in every heart
May 23, 2007 at 1:11 am
u know what, i pity him, dating an actriss is hell : paparazzis in you’regod damn bathroom, see pictures of her half naked on every fuckin video store, seeing her screw twenty different guys every year in movies…damn poor guy.
tupac's in every heart
May 23, 2007 at 1:13 am
u know what, i pity him, dating an actriss is hell : paparazzis evrywhere, seein’ pictures of her half naked on every damn video store, seeing her screw guys every year in movies…damn poor guy.
tupac's in every heart
May 23, 2007 at 1:18 am
oh and i forgot… having hundeds of guys jerkin off on you’re girlfriends picture must be hard to…
dreamgirl
May 26, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I read on Perezhilton.com that she moved up in the world.. now she is dating some producer named Jeff Kalligheri… anyone see anything about this anywhere else? I saw his Myspace and he looks as Italian as they come…cutie! sticking with the trend of the look she likes obviously lol… atleast she went for a Producer this time instead of a PA! he sounds nice too.. good for her if its true!
darkangel aka reneka
May 27, 2007 at 9:14 pm
IF WE PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD DID HAVE A GREAT SENCE OF HUMOR.WE WOULDN’T HAVE SAY AND WRITE DISGUSTING THINGS ABOUT OTHER’S BUT I GUESS THAT PEOPLE JUST FOLLOW WHAT THEY HERE,SEE,THINK AND DO.LET I SAY THIS IF THEY WOULD JUST READ PEOPLE WOULD SEE THAT EACH AND EVERY SINGLE MOVIE THAT JESSICA EVER APPEAR’S IN IS EITHER SHE IS HALF NAKED BUT NEVER SEEN HER FULL BODY OR SEEN HER FUCKIN ANY GUY.SHE IS NOT LIKE SOME OTHER ACTRESS HOW HAVE (20)DIFFERENT MOVIE AND IN EACH ONE OF THOSE THERE ARE FUCKIN DIFFERENT GUYS.
darkangel aka reneka
May 27, 2007 at 9:40 pm
I wounder wrere did you see that because i went to that .com and i don’t see it.please be more specific.i well realy like to read it to see for my self.are people just spreading rumor.
dreamgirl
May 28, 2007 at 9:48 am
Its on the message Board under Boardroom…. Who knows.. Neither The Producer or Jess has commented but it looks legit to me… time will tell.. her and cash are on the outs so it would make sense…
darkangel aka reneka
May 28, 2007 at 11:38 pm
thank you dreamgirl for hightlighting me on this one.looks like i was at the back.a mean i don’t see any thing wrong cash but if she feels that there is still some one else out there for here to be with,why not take the shot.
friendofafriend
Jun 7, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I overheard this story while sitting at lunch with a friend at Urth Cafe and I believe it to be true. The person seemed like a credible source.. they could have either been commenting on the fact that it is true or just the fact that the story is out there… it is very hard to verify all of it because I wasn’t sitting at the table.. but after hearing it and coming online I realized what they were saying. again, they could have just been commenting on the story itself and I didnt here one person or the other say Yes they are dating or no they are not.. just heard the name and dating in the same sentence! hope that helps
darkangel aka reneka
Jun 8, 2007 at 9:45 am
I hope that its not me alone have heard this story.do any one heard that cash and jess is going through it again.i have heard on the radio tuesday morning that the love birds is not getting married any more and that her parents are trying to keep it down and try to see if they can work it out.but if any one else heard please give me little more info because i realy want to get the full and true story.
dreamgirl
Jun 8, 2007 at 7:18 pm
See, its coming out! It sounds like her and Cash are really done… so maybe she is dating the Producer Jeff Kalligheri after all????
darkangel aka reneka
Jun 9, 2007 at 12:31 am
What can i say.if they are realy breaking it off.just sorry to hear that it has to end like that.but if she thinks thats it is the right thing for her not to get married,to him or as yet. i can’t blame her.i just hope that she make the right decision. she must have the reason y she make the decisions that she makes.but as days pass by and we all live i will just wait and see what is the uncomming resutl of this one??i hope them luck.
darkangel aka reneka
Jun 13, 2007 at 4:12 pm
have any one here that jessica and cash is at it again.jessica thinks that she belong to a royal family.so she but her poor little broken heart boyfriend cash aside because now she is crushing on some other guy.his name is prince william he is a footballer i think.he is from a royal family also.
jordan
Jun 30, 2007 at 9:03 am
i hate cash warren im going to be married to jessica alba in ten years youll all see
darkangel aka reneka
Jun 30, 2007 at 8:21 pm
what ever? am waiting to see.don’t give up.if u are that lucky.
Soko
Jul 19, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Cash looks like a retarded beaver ! No physical hottnes what so ever.
mica
Jul 22, 2007 at 9:31 pm
they make a beautiful couple. hes totally cute and even looks like her. hes in the biz but shes the actress and hes behind the scenes. he supports her and who she wants to be with is her decision. do you all think u r perfect or something- geez. jealous people. good for him.
darkangel aka reneka
Jul 25, 2007 at 2:20 pm
GUSEE WHAT! WHAT CAN I SAY.THE CUTE COUPLE AS MADE UP THERE MIND TO GO THERE SEPERATE WAYS.YES?ITS FINALY OVER NOW JESSICA AS BREAK IT OFF WITH POOR LITTLE CASH WARREN LAST WEEK AT HER FANTASTIC FOUR RISE OF THE SILVER SURVER SHOW.IT WAS ARSH BECAUSE SHE TELL HIM THE WORST THING THAT A WOMAN CAN EVER TELL A MAN.
ilianna
Jul 25, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Alba and Warren are OVER! I feel kind of sorry for Cash Warren. Apparently Alba broke up with him by phone, saying “I’m not in love with you anymore.” After two years, breaking up by phone? That’s kind of cold! Well, Cash Warren’s back on the D-list now, fading into obscurity.
natascha
Jul 29, 2007 at 1:30 am
i cant believe they broke up BUT i would like to take over jessica’s role because i think he is totally HOTTTT
darkangel aka reneka
Jul 29, 2007 at 11:21 am
Althougt they say that the couple is off.Last monday they spotted them,i think that it was a cafe’s in beverly hills i wonder what they wrere doing there.i hope that they are working it out. i don’t think that they are just going to let it go like that.jess and cash they just need to do what they all got to do.i wish them all the best.
The real Deal
Jul 31, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Ok people, Alba and Cash are together No MORE so stop freaking out over it, damn. She dumped him over the phone and even sent an assistant to the L.A. home they share to pack up Cash’s stuff and move him out. So there’s no need to worry anymore and both of them are single again, though Cash is devastated. Aight then, Case Closed
GetALife
Aug 9, 2007 at 12:33 pm
OMG, Please people, get a life. What’s so interesting about celebrities (they’re just doing their job) They’re just human like us so cut the crap and wake up. Don’t you think it’s hard enough for them to read all the shitty things written about them in the papers and magazines. Wake Up cause Reality awaits!!!
me
Aug 14, 2007 at 8:00 am
NOW SHE HERPES..cash should be glad he’s not with her anymore.. =( i luv her, tho, still. she’s gorgeous. And, he’s not an ass I dont think.
Kristen
Aug 14, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I just met Cash a week ago in LA and he is such a sweetie… and so hot! He definatly was still upset about the breakup but he’s moving on.
may
Aug 19, 2007 at 11:19 am
Jessica Alba has herpes, she prolly couldn’t get Cash Warren to commit to her and marrying her when she can blind her babies with herpes. I think he is very smart. JA needs to find a guy with herpes to marry. ICK
darkangel aka reneka
Aug 20, 2007 at 11:35 am
Hoo,its gone to herpes now she as it and what do you have (may).how do you now that any ways maybe you are her doctor or you are the one that she got it from.its not impossible because you can spread it all if the
darkangel aka reneka
Aug 20, 2007 at 11:41 am
symtomps do not show.its the first am hearing this too.everyone know that she is a star and there personal life do not say undercover.it would be on the news or all over the news-papers.you guys are just so hate full.and if its true i will hear it in time.any thing that is in the dark it must come to light.
noyb
Aug 28, 2007 at 8:39 pm
CASH IS STILL ON THE $$$ w/ or w/o Alba
Vinyl Cat
Dec 14, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Jessica is gorgeous but she is NOT a good actress by any means. In fact, she’s horrid. I don’t know about her character as a human being. Same for Cash, right? Who knows? They seemed like a nice couple in love, but if she really broke up with him over the phone, that is COLD and speaks volumes about her. Yet now they’re a loving couple again and apparently expecting a bambino (bambina). Congratulations! However, I don’t expect this relationship to last more than a year beyond the baby’s birth. Sorry to be so cynical but let’s look at the odds, shall we?
The Realist
Dec 16, 2007 at 9:52 am
You know… the real sad thing about the whole Alba-Cash thing, is that you people actually give a crap.
Some of you even make up stuff.
Pathetic. You guys should spend more time finding a life than spewing your guts out about these two wanks.
Jessica is so hot
Dec 16, 2007 at 5:56 pm
He got Jessica alba pregnant before me SHIT!!!
Eric
Jan 2, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Cash Warren is the biggest muppet on the planet for cheating on Jessica Alba.Seriously if you are with the hottest woman on the planet the last thing you do is cheat. He was so broken hearted after the break-up that he slept with the first woman he met. This shows how much of a retard he is and that he doesn’t deserve her. Now that she is pregnant he has fucked up her gene pool.I know one thing for sure which is many guys like myself would give anything to be with her. For the women out there who dont like Jessica it’s simply Jealousy as every man with half a brain wants her and every woman wants to be her. FACT! Another well known fact is that Jessica Alba is PERFECTION.
Jenny
Apr 9, 2008 at 10:04 am
Jessica should go out with Chris Evans. He´s so much better than this Cash whoever!!
Angie
Apr 9, 2008 at 10:06 am
Yeah youre so right!! Jessica Alba and Chris Evans would be sooo great together!!
rachel
Jun 30, 2008 at 1:35 pm
well duh he gave you a dirty look…what do you expect if ur lookin at his wife???!
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