Jessica Alba Avoids Horny Dolphins
Jessica is apprently always careful when she’s scuba diving because she attracts horny dolphins, according to new media reports!.
Jessica discovered dolphins got aroused by her presence when she was shooting dolphin drama “Flipper.”
Says Jessica:, “I don’t know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long… (penises). I didn’t know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards.”
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i didn´t know that about dolphins… i used to think they are only cute.
That is really creepy. Now i HATE dolphins.