Jessica Alba in FHM Russia

November 25, 2006 by Gilad

Jessica Alba appeared in a Russian edition of FHM back in July (or August?). Anyways, I just came across these scans and while it may not do much good to our English speaking readers, you don’t need much more than pictures to enjoy her…

My Russian is a little rusty but I think the caption in the 2nd thumbnail, “вот умора была! стриптиэеры такие смешные когда пытаются снять с себя одежду!” means either, “Buy this capitalist whore! She will cook for you and not get fat for 2 years!” or something like “How funny it was! A ridicluous striptease trying to remove clothing!”. Whatever. Я не понимаю…